? Saturday, March 14, 2009
Hols.
Good job for the Chinese Dramatization everyone!!! (CL and HCL) Grats to $hr00mZ and J0hn b@LL$ for winning best actor award!! Who says i look cool up there? xD
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Holiday is here and we finally have time to rest from this onslaught of destructive homework and dangerous projects of DOOM!!!! (For those that finish their homework early only, not the slacks)
Here are some vids that are funny. (Recommended by our classmates)
Cheers Beer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx0fy-9NWFg
Viewer discretion is advised [SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT JOKING] for the rest of the vids (violence, vulgarities, slight biology)Arby and the Chief! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzgXGACAU20 (this is very... biological and vulgarised)
Buffalax!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw (minimal)
Tarts My Body! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR2RPISdo0Q (minimal)
LoL
-tpk
Labels: jokes, TPK SPECIALS
Blogged @ 10:36 PM
? Wednesday, February 25, 2009
:::~JOk3s~ :::
1. A man will
pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
-nosyar-
Labels: jokes
Blogged @ 4:36 PM
?
:::~JOk3s~ :::
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
-nosyar-
Labels: jokes
Blogged @ 4:34 PM
? Tuesday, February 17, 2009
LOL
Ok, you might have heard this, but anyway...
There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other.
The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree.
The tree said: "I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!"
So the bear went first. "I wish all the bears in the forest are females."
And all the bears in the forest turned into females.
The rabbit said: "I wish I had a helmet."
Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: "I wish all the bears in the country are females."
The wish was granted.The rabbit says, "I wish I have a motorcycle."
By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he's ever seen.
The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.
The bear says: "I wish all the bears in the world are female."
The wish is granted.
When it's the rabbit's turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle and starts the engine and says:
"I wish...
...
...
...
that bear
...
...
...
is gay."
J.T.R. - the metally challenged guy.
Labels: a retard post, jokes
Blogged @ 3:36 PM
? Sunday, February 15, 2009
LOL
Found another Joke.
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Lookin for me."
J.T.R. - the mentally challenged guy
Labels: a retard post, jokes
Blogged @ 8:53 PM
? Friday, February 6, 2009
LOL
I found this while surfing on the internet, this is quite a useful tip, especially in class...
Never argue with an retard...
Coz:
They will pull you down to their level,
then you get retarded,
then beat you (sometimes physically) with deadly experience.
J.T.R.
Labels: a retard post, jokes
Blogged @ 3:13 PM
