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? Monday, March 30, 2009
Quick Update


I had just changed the playlist for the class blog.
If you have any suggestions/requests just tag at the tagboard.
Oh ya!
Remember when the class blog was accidentally deleted by someone?
I had managed to recover the posts from that period of time.
Also, I have created the Archives at the sidebar so that you guys can read older posts easier.
Enjoy!

I think Mdm Nabilah wears a wig.
So old but hair still so black.
Someone try pull her hair please.
:DD

~MBG

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Banana Times! We want you!


We are the Banana Times, the official newsletter of this class.

The Banana Times is a nonsensical yet funny newsletter published every week. It started off in 2009, created by our 2 founders, The white D.T.P.K. and the jackpot M.B.G.. The Banana Times was initially for homework purposes, but our founders found the potential in The Banana Times and made it a official newsletter. There has been very good responses and The Banana Times have become very popular in the class. The Banana Times has even been issued on the class blog!

Now, due to the heavy load of homework and the increasing demands of the more frequent publications of The Banana Times, we need more reporters and photographers.

THAT IS WHY WE WANT YOU!!!

We would need 5 more of young inspiring people to continue to make The Banana Times a success.

Currently we have:
Main Editors: Darren Tan Pei Kun
Mustaqim bin Mohamed

Main Photographer: Mustaqim bin Mohamed
Asst. Photographer: Clifford Lok

Reporters: Jonathan Lim Shi Min (Monday)
Darren Gan Min Xuan (Monday)
Rayson Lim Jun Kai (Tuesday)
Nicholas Yuen (Tuesday)
Darren Tan Pei Kun (Friday)
Mustaqim bin Mohamed (Friday)

We need 1 more person to help publish the Tuesday edition, 2 more people to the Wednesday edition, and 2 more people to the Thursday Edition.

So, sign up through the tagboard or the class notice board today to continue to spread the laugher!

Jonathan Lim Shi Min, Reporter of the Banana Times

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Banana Times! Issue 1



Banana Times is now available online!
(click on the image to see clearer)

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? Saturday, March 28, 2009
Mr tan's poem


i found this webpage with Mr Daniel Tan's poems. Only two poems were from mr tan. You can refer to the poems for ideas on writing. Click here to see it.

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Yay another fail :)


The failing time again, this time this is a warning to all wii owners!



Jon, please be careful, lest you smash your television with the wiimote XP

-Unh0lygUy

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? Friday, March 27, 2009
It's the fail of the day!


Opps... sorry I forgot to put a fail yesterday, but meh, here's 2 fails today!

Happy new year to Jon's duck,

and thanks to Bryan Yong for getting us that day off!

Here are your fails:

Penalty Fail



Ambulance fail:



This is why we need REAL ambulances >.<

-Unh0lygUy

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? Thursday, March 26, 2009
An apology... or something like that...


Hi guys.

Sorry for the late update for the Homework Corner, well, I think that by the time I updated this, almost 50% of the people would be sleeping, so, sorry.

My Internet was down for about 5 hours. I had to wait until my dad to come home and fix it. Sigh... I wish I hadn't asked my dad to buy the wireless connection. It keeps disconnecting. I should have kept to the wired intranet.

Well anyway, I am thinking of putting up a achievement corner to record all the achievements made by every member of the class. This can also provide as a base for the 'future' achievement corner in our class.

I would like to gather all the achievements by next week and I will create that corner. If it looks and feels ok on the blog, then we shall leave it there. For now, I would like everyone to tag on the tagboard of what achievements we have made

Well, thats all for today. Going to update my blog now.

J.T.R. - the mentally challenged guy

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Engrish in motion


Time to spam some Engrish!


-I'm stuck here...
Let me out, I'm serious!!



-Pubic service center
My kind of service...


-Grass flowers and lives
God save their lives



-GRUBS
Never knew maggots get service over 30 times cheaper


-NO TURNING OVER please
Officer I'm warning you, you better step back or I'll TURN OVER!


-Powerful engrish

lol i like this one

For those who don't know Chinese, this is a poem about strength and determination (gone wrong).



-Oh my god
No, Don't look!!!!!!!!



-You better be satisfied..!!
Or else...


-The true eco-friendly spirit of Koreans
Hey, you done with that sandwich?


-Everlasting beauty
(The Chinese characters have the same meaning as the English words.. no, seriously)


-Whoa...this might be handy for handling dirty old men
Extra-powerful concoction, consult physician immediately should extreme symptoms occur


-Stereo earphone with cool special funtions
And most importantly, don't dranght in the jeck


-....?
"Randomness" explained


-A sacred place of shopping
Blessed are the shoppers...


-Deformities, please take attention

Make sure you take it with your guardian, politely


Hope you enjoyed them
I mean, hoping you to happy they are.


Engrish forever! ☻

Yori

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Blogged @ 8:34 PM

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BANANA TIMES


From now on, i will be in charge of creating the Banana times for the class. This is a newsletter print that has a new issue published every fortnight. It contains information that is completely fake and ridiculous but however, is full of fun and laughter! :) rmb to check out tomorrow's issue.

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? Wednesday, March 25, 2009
PHAIL


Just found this on youtube, damn funny. Will try to post 1 whenever I can



-Unh0lygUy

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? Monday, March 23, 2009
Literature Dramatisation Performances - PTE Limited





The Jokers of all the Dramatisations...

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Blogged @ 9:47 PM

? Saturday, March 21, 2009
More Engrish Fun


1)Please cut yourself

Ouch


One of my fav's ↓
2)Bear thang,blood rice. It steams, it rubs!
Freshly 'mixtared' everyday!



3)Chocolate puke..?
What exactly is number 65 made of,waiter?


4)Gimme a break
I've been at it all day.
(The chinese words read please maintain cleanliness)


5)Don't care drunk test-Test results: Randomness level 10.0

Nice shirt Mans!

Yori

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? Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Think your english is bad?


Hi all, i found some joke pictures showing just how bad and how funny wrong english can get. None of these pics are too offensive i hope, and i think they are quite damn funny.

If any1 thinks these pics aren't suitable to be put in our blog then pls tag, i will remove them

Enjoy



1)Lee's for the whore family
Grab em fast





2) Dreamy Friends..
Dizzy.





3)What was that hole-thing again?
lol





4) My baby apples

Don't hurt their feelings!





5)Yes! I am!! Me too!





For those who liked them, pls tag, i will find some more


Yori

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? Saturday, March 14, 2009
Music.


Seems like blog's music is super outdated.
So any suggestions for songs appearing in the new playlist?
I'll find and add the songs PERSONALLY.
Tag to give song suggestions.
Only putting 7-10 songs.
So TAGGGGGGGGG.

And just a warning.
Do NOT post stuff that are already in the sidebar.
I shall not give names.
Or serious action will be taken.

-MBG

Blogged @ 11:07 PM

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Hols.


Good job for the Chinese Dramatization everyone!!! (CL and HCL) Grats to $hr00mZ and J0hn b@LL$ for winning best actor award!! Who says i look cool up there? xD
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Holiday is here and we finally have time to rest from this onslaught of destructive homework and dangerous projects of DOOM!!!! (For those that finish their homework early only, not the slacks)
Here are some vids that are funny. (Recommended by our classmates)
Cheers Beer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx0fy-9NWFg
Viewer discretion is advised [SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT JOKING] for the rest of the vids (violence, vulgarities, slight biology)
Arby and the Chief! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzgXGACAU20 (this is very... biological and vulgarised)
Buffalax!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw (minimal)
Tarts My Body! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR2RPISdo0Q (minimal)

LoL
-tpk

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? Friday, March 13, 2009
Literature Dramatistion Performances - Dark Pirates




Issac did not record the introduction and epilogue

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WOO HOO!


Its one term down,

and 3 more to go.

The term is over, and the holidays shall start!

Well, actually, we all know that the purpose of holidays is to make us do homework and revise and keep us 'entertained' and do not 'waste' our holidays.

But hey, look on the bright side. At least we get to wake up later than usual. We can have more free time and all. We can play longer, sleep longer, and rest longer. Lets take this opportunity to have some rest.
Here's some Yo' Mama's to start off the holidays!
1) Yo' mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry
2) Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear
3) Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”
4) Yo mama is so fat that when she took a vacation to New York City, she wore a black dress and everyone thought there was a power outage.
5) Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking
6)Yo mama's so poor, a cockroach crawled across the floor and I stepped on it and she said, ''Now what do we do for supper?''
7)Yo Mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car
8) Yo mama is SO HAIRY that the only language she speaks is Wookie
9) Yo Mama is so fat, she has her on planet called, "Mamatown".
10) Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it says ''actual size.''

Bye Bye!

J.T.R. - the mentally challenged guy

PS: I noticed that people have stopped posting for a while



J.T.R. - the mentaly challenged guy

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? Friday, March 6, 2009
Time Flies


Note: If you are the 1st person to come in on 7th march, please note that you have contributed to the 1800th hit! To see the number of hits, please look at the hits section to the right of this post

Dear all, this is just a grave reminder.

Geography Tfu Project-due Term 2 Week 1
Literature Dramatization Project-due quite soon
D & T Project 4-WTH(clearly it really is) Project 4 check next week AND!!!
Our 5 weeks to do the diorama continues to charge at us!!!

What are you waiting for!?!?

If homework was our life's 'bane'
Projects will have us 'slain'

Oh dear, projects have never seemed so terrible.

I hope we have a few weeks break before the next battle(for our marks) begins.

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Blogged @ 10:39 PM

? Thursday, March 5, 2009
Take a break~


Hey all!

Now that the CAs are over n ppl are getting back their results, ive been noticing some guys wearing sad faces upon sight of their results...

Well i just wanna say, cheer up! The ordeal is finally over after all. Take a break and relax or something. If u already tried your best then u should be satisfied with your marks. Maybe u just slipped up and made just one mistake(but a grave one) and it ended up with a way lower-than-expected result. But look on the bright side,its not like it cant be reversed, its just CA1 after all, so just buck up for the future heavier-weightage Tfu projects,SAs and CA2 and all will be fine!

Good luck! ☻

Btw,how come Bio module start before Term 2? o.o...

-Yori(first class blog post =D)

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? Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Yo.


Dont Forget To Do Mechanism Mock-up lols.
Mustaqim my blog stop the permission thing liaos. come visit.
Grats to all the powerful 2d people with high scores for the exam, surviving the dangerous and deadly exams of diabolical doom.

haha first post on class blog.
Polar B.

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? Sunday, March 1, 2009
Merlion Struck by Lightning.


(Taken From http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090228/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_singapore_merlion.

SINGAPORE (Reuters) – Singapore's iconic Merlion statue, a popular tourist attraction, was damaged by lightning Saturday afternoon during a thunderstorm, government radio reported. No one was hurt.

News radio station 938Live said the Merlion was struck by lightning between 4 and 5 pm local (0800-0900 GMT), causing parts of the statue to fall near a group of startled visitors.

The 8.6 metre-tall Merlion has the head of a lion and the body and tail of a fish, and sits at the mouth of the Singapore River near the central business district.

The lion head symbolises Singapore's founding by an Indonesian prince who named his new settlement after a lion he saw when he landed on the island. The body of the fish represents Singapore's origins as a fishing village.

Singapore, or "Singapura," is derived from the Sanskrit words Singa (or Lion) and Pura (City).

Singapore's police could not be reached for comment while a spokeswoman for Singapore's information ministry said she did not have any details about the incident.



Taken From http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_344544.html

A lightning bolt struck the Merlion statue at about 4.30pm yesterday.

The national icon at One Fullerton facing the Singapore River

lost part of its top left mane and is believed to have its right ear chipped.

About 20 to 30 people nearby, including tourists, ran helter-skelter in the pouring rain when debris from the Merlion's head went flying.

Some ran to safety in the nearby shops and cafes.

The fragments fell onto the patio at One Fullerton and the Singapore River Cruise counter near the Merlion.

Nobody was hurt.

Eyewitness Ms Rina Toh, 17,

a barista at The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf at One Fullerton, said: 'I saw a bright Z-shaped lightning bolt, and it was a lot bigger than usual.'

She was standing at the counter and could see the Merlion.

Read the full story in the Sunday Times today.

~MBG

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